It’s finally here!

The most spectacular shopping experience that supports the premier site dedicated to octopi-themed research and associated nonsense. We’re pretty confident that’s right. And hey, everything’s true on the Internet!

The shop is up and ready for your eyeballs! These sales help us keep the site running and paying tithes to the AWS server gremlins (they’re very hungry gremlins).

Your contributions through subscriptions, t-shirts, posters, and coloring books will help us run the site ad free. That’s right, no pop up ads, no commercials, no native ads, and no sponsored content. We’re trying to opt-out of the Interwebs’ self-consuming ouroboros ecosystem of advertising click-bait. There are no data-mining pixels tracking your shopping habits, no information shared with Facebook to “help” show you “better ads.”

What do we have to help you show off your nerd cred? Among other things:

• Trump Watch T-shirts, in orange or black. Thumb your nose at the Tweeter in Chief.
• Principally Uncertain: The coloring book. You get to be the artist, with a hand-picked and printed selection of our webcomic Inking & Drinking, being the adventures of two curious and snarky octopi, Edward & Edith.
• Posters tracking the history of gaming franchises, displaying your fealty to The Dark Lord Cthulhu, or a print of Ed and Edith delving a little too deep.
• Principally Uncertain: The flamethrower. Great for hotdogs or light broiling.

T-shirts and flamethrowers aren’t the only way to show support. You can donate a one-time amount, or support our projects with a subscription.

Enjoy!