Edith for President

Paid for by Edith for President 2016




Wake up, Sheeple!

  • The Colossal Squids of Monastery Wall Street can’t be trusted to regulate themselves. Businesses can be productive members of society…but only at smaller sizes. We will break up the bit media companies. It’s time Ma Bell’s heirs were cut down to size.
  • A lobster in every pot! Basic food security is the key to unlocking the potential for every single sentient. We will scrap the current welfare and reeducation system, so dependent on the moral imperative to “look for work” and simply give every North Pacific citizen a Universal Basic Income, scaled to the cost of living in their area.
  • Legalize and encourage sustainable behavior; straight-up outlaw practices that harm us all. Want to free dive Marianas Trench? Knock yourself out (literally). Want to dump garbage in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch? Enjoy some hard time in the Abyss.
  • We will ensure North Pacific security by building a Doomsday Device. Once complete, this will allow us to scale back defense spending. Put the Mad back in Mutually Assured Destruction.


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About The Author

I'm a big ol' nerd, and I want to effuse that nerdiness for the rest of my life. I spend as much time as I can drawing and playing video games, and I've taken that to the career level now since I'm back in school to be a game designer. I'm the mom to three puppies and a fat kitty, and the wife to a fellow nerd.

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